Panel 1 - King Leonidas addressing his 300 Spartans, a la the famous scene from Braveheart.
Leonidas: "We have taken on ALL challengers and we have ruled the Box Office this year! We have shown that we're not just men, we're Spartans!"
Panel 2 - Leonidas continues.
Leonidas: "Spider-man? Pfah, what an emo weakling! Shrek couldn't tame us! The pirates were a bunch of sissy men! WE RULE HOLLYWOOD THIS YEAR! And Tonight! We will dine in hell! FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Panel 3 - A huge robotic foot comes out of nowhere and stomps Leonidas flat. A speech bubble comes out from above (off panel).
Optimus: "Autobots! Transform and roll out!"
Panel 4 - The 300 disperse with random lines being uttered by random Spartans.
Line 1: "Well, it was good while it lasted."
Line 2: "Men in costumes just can't beat robots."
Line 3: "I can't believe Bay just pwned Snyder."
A miniaturised Megatron, hiding among the Spartans, turns to a miniaturied Starscream and says: "You fail me yet again, Starscream."
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